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PR: Lauren Peterman unveils news of Final Fantasy X movie; fan auditions accepted

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Hot on the heels of Stephen Wilson's accurate insider insight into the inner workings of Square Enix, Miss Peterman follows up with this story detailing whispers heard whilst within the depths of Square Enix' corporate fortress.

"I was just wondering if there was any consideration going into a Final Fantasy X movie, because I had heard rumors of such a project. If there is, I would love to audition for a role. Thanks a bunch!"

Well, after much deliberation, the Venerable Square Haven is finally ready to unveil the unexpected: there is indeed a Final Fantasy X movie in the works in Matt's dorm room showers! The casting will revolve entirely around how naked aspiring actresses are willing to get, and how frequently they intend to rub up against one another whilst smearing each other in soap suds. This will all be filmed in front of a blue screen for post-production purposes in order to accurately motion capture the Tidus & Yuna romance scene that forms the center stage for the movie, which will be published by Dreamworks in 2007.

Stay tuned to the amazing Square Haven for more inside news like this!

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    Ziyad Arab Extraordinaire
    Ziyad
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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    I think I should apply for the position of Director of Photography.

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    Matt Bahamatt
    Matt

    Auditions are going on now; appointment not necessary if hot.

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    Seifer1161
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    Mr_Domino Forum Snob
    Mr_Domino

    Dude......you people need a life......

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    Hey hey, you're the guy going around and commenting well over a month after the previous input here.

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    Matt Bahamatt
    Matt

    mr domino, your mom doesn't seem to think we're lifeless losers. she stopped by and I decided to cast her as Khimari. BAHAHA

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    Well that's good, the 2007 release date draws closer. Although to have a mother that could pass as Kimahri is slightly disturbing in my books.

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    Mr_Domino Forum Snob
    Mr_Domino

    Only reason I posted a month afterwards is I just found this site, and your one to talk matt, since I seem to remember your mother going in to pose as Bahamut....

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    Mr_Domino Forum Snob
    Mr_Domino

    Emphasis on the sick and twisted part....

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    Matt Bahamatt
    Matt

    mr domino, it's obvious to me that you manifest contrived lies in order to hurt my feelings. your claim of my mother as bahamut obviously doesnt correlate, considering i already cast that role to your sister.

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    Gump_the_Cat Cat
    Gump_the_Cat

    ZING!!!

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    That was indeed a zinger. Obviously Matt would rather your mother to aid Yuna soaping up in the shower. And then of course for Yuna to summon your sister in order to win the 'battle'.

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    yuna1

    ok i want 2 audition 4 yuna in the movie
    but the Q is were are auditions held?

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    yuna1

    and don't u guys think it is kinda mean 2 make fun of
    eachother^_^
    just sayin srry i know it is none of my business

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    People always make fun of each other here, you'll deal with it.

    I'd say auditions are over, but given that Matt probably needs some more actresses to 'rub up against one another whilst smearing each other in soap suds', I'd say if you're up for it you may still be able to star in the film. I'd suggest contacting Matt regarding this.

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    yuna1

    ok thank u so much^_^
    i really appreciate it and u guys r really funny^_^

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    Ziyad Arab Extraordinaire
    Ziyad

    You can thank me for that. I handle all the humor around here with a dignified and serious mien.

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    yuna1

    ok nice 2 know
    so r u guys always on here?

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    Ziyad Arab Extraordinaire
    Ziyad

    Well, I prefer to be on the forums or the dead/dying IRC channel #squarehaven. Please join us there. Really, though--I'm desperate. Please?

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    yuna1

    r u talking 2 me?T_T

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    Ziyad Arab Extraordinaire
    Ziyad

    Yes. Come. Chat.

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    And that goes for anyone else out there that are reading these comments, get into the IRC channel! (Unless you're like me and get charged $90 per GB...)

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    yuna1

    oh wow that must suck^_^
    so how r all u guys?

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    Not bad, are you in the forums or the IRC channel, that's a far better place to chat.

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    yuna1

    4 some reason my com won't let me go there i am really srry^_^
    and i hope u do better^_^
    do any of u guys hav a girlfriend??

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    The forums should be able to be accessed, click forums there in the top right corner.

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    yuna1

    ok yea it is working^_^

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    Rahul Face of Square Haven
    Rahul

    "do any of you guys have a girlfriend" bahahahaha

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    yuna1

    i signed up but hav no idea who 2 talk 2^_

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    yuna1

    r u making fun of me sir??

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    yuna1

    r u gonna answer me??

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    yuna1

    watever i signed on that thing so yea did wat u asked me 2T_T
    (*sighs*)

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    Matt Bahamatt
    Matt

    sorry, you must be 18 to audition (fucking anti-pedophile laws) and you are obviously like 12.

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    Pure hilarity! Just talk to everyone on the forums.

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    yuna1
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    Ziyad Arab Extraordinaire
    Ziyad
    • stares in shocked disbelief
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    yuna1

    somethin wrong?or did i do somethin wrong??^_^

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex
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    yuna1

    can some 1 just tell me wat i did so i wont be confused??

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    thegloaming

    Oh... perhaps you should start by reading and paying close attention to the content of the original post, not only its headline. Perhaps.

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    yuna1

    yea i read it.it took me 2 hours just 2 get it srry
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL god i am so slow sometimes forgive me
    every 1 who is reading this laugh at me

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    Rahul Face of Square Haven
    Rahul

    The Final Fantasy X movie, duh. Read the news post.

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    Matt Bahamatt
    Matt
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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    Jeez, this movie has a lot of hype surrounding it. Surely you can't honestly say you haven't heard of it or at least auditioned?

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    ...

    Yeah, Matt's dorm room showers are a fair distance from Australia too, I did want to be Director of Photography, but I can't do it where I am. Maybe I can try for 'creative consultant' instead.

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    x1009

    is this actually true about there actually being a FFX movie?

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    Alex Nephtis
    Alex

    Didn't you read the news article?

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    x1009

    I see now that I read it more closley I understand this joke and laugh at it ha ha. At first though I really though there would be a movie. *sigh*

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    Rahul Face of Square Haven
    Rahul

    Yeah, you know what man, it would be so awesome if they actually made a FFX movie.

    No, wait, no it wouldn't. SQUARE ENIX STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE MOVING PICTURES BUSINESS

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